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A Friendly Handshake

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A Friendly Handshake

“Good morning, young man,” she said. “I see you’ve already met my daughters.”

“Hnmmmhnhnggghhhh!” I said.

“The breakfast will be served momentarily. How would you like your bacon?”

“Mmmmnngggghhmmmm!” I replied.

“Girls. Please.”

“Crisp, please. Thank you, m’am.”

“I quite enjoyed last night,” she purred – adding with frown: “I’ll admit that I thought you were bone dry by the time we finished, though.”

“Hnnnnggghhhhhh,” I said. I had been.

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Campaign Video

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Campaign Video

The enterprising DIY girls from the muddy banks of Southern Mississippi chip in the electoral campaign for Candidate Laramie.

Laramie’s campaign materials which “You may use any of our material free of charge for any reason” courtesy of Westboro Baptist Church. What an endearing bunch they are… “Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination” but getting fucked up the ass by womankind kind of changes the application of that rule, doesn’t it?

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“Let This Be a Lesson for You!”

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“Let This Be a Lesson for You!”

“… Teach you to look down blouses of women twice your age.” Well, I’m sure he will next time. After all, it is better to do it while you’re still fairly young.

Continuing with a teacher theme, although this is an older image. I definitely need to do another image with the bigger lady. And I think I have an idea for it too…